Jake fell asleep wearing his new roller skates. Syd won’t let go of her Raggety Ann doll. It’s Christmas evening in the ER, and I’m waiting for the sick guy to roll in. People get sick on Christmas.
Boss Hogg‘s white cadillac is now available in limited supplies. “The General Lee was cool, but Boss Hogg’s convertible was dope! We added a trunk rack and our weapon of choice to make it super fly! There’s a new sheriff in town, and he enforces the minimum speed limit.”