Amin, from Philadelphia, has found what appears to be a stolen bike. While a stolen bike is not an entirely bizarre occurrence (I had three stolen during my college tenure in West Philly), this particular bicycle is, um, special. This bike is a brown women’s hybrid Trek, and it has a sticker on it that says, “Please Don’t Steal My Bike. AlchemistThreadworks.com“. If this is your bike, or you know the owner of this bike, please email us at Alchemist@TeamAlchemist.com. Karma is on your side.
On an unrelated note, here’s another gem from Paul. As Drew commented, this could be straight out of Boulder.