During an uncharacteristically chill shift, I decided to spice up the names of the colors of the shirts on the website. Here is what I came up with, along with the complementary ER names in parentheses. Thanks to the staff in the department for assisting with these.
Black: Johnny Cash Black (Melena)
White: Lone Ranger White (Purulence)
Red: Racy Red (Vag Bleeder)
Smoke: Race Slate (Coffee Ground Emesis)
Chocolate: Dark Henna (C. Diff Diarrhea)
Green: Renegade Green (Bile)
Check out this video of Jenn shredding the decent at Betasso. Counterclockwise.