Started the New Year off with a bang. Saw a fella, who, for the last year, feels like vomiting whenever he has a vigorous poop. It must have been his New Year’s resolution to get that checked out. As due diligence would dictate, I ordered the standard post-vigorous poop-feel-like-tossing-my-cookies protocol. Shockingly, I found nothing wrong with the guy. Sent him home a shrug and the obligatory I-have-no-clue-what’s-wrong-with-you-but-I-think-you-will-live speech. Happy New Year.
New Alchemist Team kits are in! Ehlixir thermal softshell jackets and vests too.
Team Green Machine package deal details:
Team Green Machine
Purchase the Team Kit (Jersey + Bibs or Shorts)
- 10% donation to Environmental causes*
- Team Green Machine Membership**
- Free pair of bamboo Team socks with kit ($15 value)
- Free 100% organic Green Machine T-shirt with kit ($30 value)
- 30% off accessories with kit purchase
- Exclusive deals for Team Members
- Green Machine Rider Code: Recycle, Leave No Trace, Ride Nice.