New Year’s Shift and New Alchemist Kits

2 01 2011

Started the New Year off with a bang.  Saw a fella, who, for the last year,  feels like vomiting whenever he has a vigorous poop.  It must have been his New Year’s resolution to get that checked out.  As due diligence would dictate, I ordered the standard post-vigorous poop-feel-like-tossing-my-cookies protocol.  Shockingly, I found nothing wrong with the guy.  Sent him home a shrug and the obligatory I-have-no-clue-what’s-wrong-with-you-but-I-think-you-will-live speech.  Happy New Year.

New Alchemist Team kits are in!  Ehlixir thermal softshell jackets and vests too.

Team Green Machine package deal details:

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