Team Alchemist Blog

Saw a fella the other day for belly pain.  As I was examining him, I couldn’t help notice that his wife kept doting on the little baby in the car seat. Tucking, retucking, calming.  The kid was perfectly still, so I didn’t understand what all the fuss was about.  I glanced a little closer and realized the kid was a little plastic baby.  WTF?  She kept on with this, so by the time I was finished with my exam, I couldn’t hold it in anymore.

“So what’s the deal with the little guy?”

Turns out they were “babysitting” their daughter’s class project while she finished her shift at Taco Bell.  Apparently, they were taking it seriously.   But as time went on, the infant car seat became a repository for all their crap.  By the time I was discharging him, there were car keys, a phone, a book, a bag of Doritos, and a little plastic baby lying face down in the carrier.  Poor little guy.  Needless to say, I called Child Protective Services.

Our friends at 303 cycling posted this mountain biking 3D video by BrandonMutari.com.  I don’t have the appropriate eyewear, so it just looks blurry.  But honestly, it seems like he spent a lot of time filming the guy washing his bike.  Maybe watching a guy wash his bike would be cooler if it were in 3D.  If someone has 3d glasses, please let me know if this is true.  Can someone also tell me what trail in Boulder they are riding?   I don’t remember us having trails that cool. Either way, seems like a cool new way to watch mountain biking footage (if you have 3D glasses).  You can see how the film was made on his website.  Enjoy.